Thor can't have been a God because he didn't live in heaven. And he had a hammer which wasn't even invented when Gods were created. Man made the hammer after God made man. So Thor is definitely not a God.
He can't be that amazing anyway because he got banished by his own Father (who wasn't a God either, just an old King). No self respecting God gets banished from his own planet for being a prick with an ego. And his Dad banished him to Earth of all places. That's not a particularly hardcore punishment is it? He could have been banished somewhere where people didn't feed him and fall in love with him straight away. Send him to the moon where there isn't anyone. Or any food or animals to talk to. That would make him super sorry.
Then his Dad un-banished him because a robot shot him. He was dead. And he got sent his hammer and got his powers back. Just for being dead.
If that bring a God, I want to be one.
His brother was evil and wasn't even his brother. He was a freezer giant baby found in a church by Thor's dad after the war. Firstly, why keep it? Secondly, why pretend it was your own child. Thirdly, if you've had a war with its kind, you know it'll be a bad egg.
If I was a sparrow and I found a lizard egg, I'd be a clever sparrow and leave it well alone. That would have saved an awful lot of bother. Including breaking the bridge to the universe which was probably quite an expensive mess to make.
I'd like to think that I didn't completely waste 2 hours watching Thor tonight, but I'd also like to think that the coalition government was all a joke and Jeremy Beadle will fix it all (not Jim).
The fact is, I did waste my two hours, and I've just wasted another ten analysing the shit out of it again just to reiterate to myself that, yes. It was indeed mismatched, none-sensical bollocks that had better not ruin the Avengers for me or else.
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